British English VS Malaysian English

WHEN GIVING A BAD NEWS TO CUSTOMER

Britons: I'm sorry, sir, but we don't seem to have this sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.

Malaysians: No stock!

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WHEN ASKING FOR A PERMISSION

Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?

Malaysians: (pointing at the door) Can ar?

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WHEN ENTERTAINING

Britons: Please make yourself right at home.

Malaysians: No need shy shy one la~

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WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER

Britons: I would prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.

Malaysians: Don't want lah.

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WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE

Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice?

Malaysians: Shut up lar!